Larry Flynt welcomes summer by treating fans to a live, interactive sex show featuring two of HUSTLER's hottest contract girls. On Tuesday, June 20, at 5pm (PDT), HUSTLER superstars Mya Luanna and Memphis Monroe will be performing together for the first time anywhere. Tune in to HustlerLive.com, BarelyLegalLive.com or BeaverHuntLive.com to watch these two stunning ladies get to know each other intimately. Treating fans to a 3-hour sex romp, these girls will learn what their admirers desire—then give it to them in real time.
There are numerous reasons why so many fans enjoy HUSTLER's Asian Fever collection, and one of those is exotic beauty Mya Luanna. Signed to an exclusive deal this past May, Hustler contract girl Mya Luanna embodies the sophistication and sensuality fans associate with Hustler's Asian Fever talent. Catch Mya Luanna in Desperate Housewhores 3 or Asian Persuasion and we're confident you'll agree.
Mya's partner for the evening is HUSTLER's very own Southern belle, Memphis Monroe. A member of the HUSTLER family since 2005, Monroe captures the girl-next-door appeal that so many men lust after. She's incredibly sexy, yet sweet and approachable. If you haven't already, pick up a copy of Larry's Angels or Barely Legal 54 to see this hot blonde in action.
Both of these HUSTLER lovelies can’t wait to treat viewers to the hottest and sexiest action found anywhere—online or off! So save the date—June 20 at 5:00pm—and experience an event that could only be brought to you by Larry Flynt and HustlerLive.com, BarelyLegalLive.com and BeaverHuntLive.com!
The only thing we knew about Van Styles before making our way to Encino last week was that certain girls in the HustlerWorld Compound have a raging hard-on for him and his work. "Ooooh...you're going to a Van Styles set?! I'm so envious", we heard more than once.
Awesome.
Then, when driving to the location, we discovered that Mr. Styles had given us both the wrong street name and the wrong house number.
Awesome x 2.
A quick phone call righted the incorrect street-name situation, but we were still at a loss as to the house number. Usually, we just look for the equipment truck parked out front, but there was none to be found. After 20 minutes of cursing the name Van Styles, we went with our porn-journalist instincts and pressed the buzzer of the tackiest house in the entire neighborhood.
"Hello," a voice came from the speaker outside the gate.
"Uh...is there a shoot going on here today?" we sheepishly asked.
"For what company?" the female voice asked in response.
"Hustler."
And with that, the metal gate opened its door and we walked up to a what-would-be-considered-modern-for-the-80s mansion.
We still thought we might have had the wrong place. There was no lighting guy. There was no grip. There was no PA. Actually, we initially took Mr. Pete for the PA, but that's neither here nor there. What the hell is going on? Where is everybody? We now know what Cillian Murphy's character in 28 Days Later must have felt upon waking up from his month-long coma. We expected a house abuzz with cast and crew and got just the opposite.
It wasn't until our eyes met with Memphis Monroe that we knew were in the right place. Soon after greeting the HUSTLER contract girl and remarking how ludicrously hot she looked, we met with the bane of our existence for that day, Van—Mr. Styles if you're nasty.
It took about .5 seconds for our anger to subside. His mistake was an honest one and he apologized profusely. It also helped that Memphis vouched for him. "He's the easiest director I've ever worked with," she said. If he's good enough for Memphis, he's good enough for us.
With the unpleasantries out of the way, he explained the reason why the set was so empty: "I think it's a lot more intimate and easier for the performers." It's obviously more cost-effective as well. Van shoots, edits, and acts as PA and craft services on all of his sets. He told us he usually goes for houses that are naturally lit so he doesn't have to worry about a lighting rig. Larry Flynt must love Van—he's a one-man porno band.
The scene being filmed that day was a girl-girl-boy between Memphis, Nautica Thorn, and Mr. Pete. Memphis and Nautica, in complementing bikinis adorned with skulls (it's Barely Legal: Corrupted, remember) looked fantastic. "I liked my outfit yesterday too," Memphis told us, "it had polka dots and I love polka dots." We prefer skulls, but that's probably why we're not a contract girl. That, and we lack a vagina.
While stills were being shot, Van kept asking Nautica to show the arch of her back and we're thankful she granted his request. It was pretty much a perfect semi-circle. If we were geeks, we probably would have been thinking this:
But we're not geeks, so were thinking how awesome that must look on camera and that we need a new girlfriend.
Once the filming of the scene actually commenced, shooting didn't stop. We're used to being on sets where a shot is staged, argued about and then re-staged. From start to finish, this scene took no more than 3 hours to complete. They must have hit 6 or 7 positions that we'd never seen before...it's amazing what Nautica's back can do for a scene. All the while, everyone was laughing, smiling and having a genuinely good time. It was great to see and be a part of.
"Did you work yesterday," Nautica asked Mr. Pete.
"No."
"So you have a good load saved up," remarked Van.
"Hells no. I jerked off all day!"
Even though he spent the previous day sinning, Mr. Pete almost came prematurely during the scene. He shot up, jumped around for a little bit and calmed himself. Is that even possible? We've ejaculated three times while writing this and we haven't done anything. Life is sometimes unfair.
Nearing the scene's completion, Van elicited the help of the performers in determining the best position for the pop shot. Memphis on top, with Nautica beneath her? Mr. Pete finishing on their asses? Both girls getting a facial? "I'd rather swallow than do a facial," Nautica stated. After a few moments of confabulation, Nautica's idea of eating the cum off of Memphis's face ended up being the winner. Who said democracy's dead?
After everyone showered and dressed, Van whipped out his company check book and paid them on the spot, donning yet another hat.
"Is there anything he doesn't do?" we asked ourselves, our incredulity reserves reaching empty.
A dirty little birdy just dropped this press release into my mailbox. Just thinking about this makes my stomach queazy:
Platinum Blue seeks six extreme sexual athletes for a gravity-defying feature. The casting call takes place on Tuesday, June 6 at Platinum Blue's offices in Chatsworth.
Six thrill-seekers will be chosen for a sky diving feature to be shot in the California desert the first week of July. Three girls and three guys will be chosen to tandem jump for parts of the movie. "This is the ultimate opportunity for an adult performer that is totally sport, loves what they do and would like to take their experience as a sex performer to a whole new level," says Platinum Blue owner and director of the shoot, Skye Blue.
"This isn't just for experienced jumpers. I'm looking for people that are confident, willing to try something new and willing to bring something to the table. What is really important is that each person involved is a team player and committed to helping the movie succeed," Blue adds.
If you are ready to take the jump, come down to the Platinum Blue offices, Tuesday between 11am and 2pm. "This is going to be an extremely fun and exhilarating shoot for everyone involved," Blue promises.
For a list of other Platinum Blue features (that don't involve imminent death), check out Hustler Hollywood.
Burning Angel Entertainment Releases Cum On My Tattoo
You read that title correctly. Not only is the name of the movie absolutely incredible, but the soundtrack features the music of Buckcherry. First Rancid and now these guys. We don't know how Joanna Angel does it.
Here's the release in all of its ridonkulous glory:
BurningAngel's premiere gonzo release, Cum On My Tattoo is a first in the adult world! Five scenes directed by Joanna Angel that feature hardcore anal sex, 3-way action, ATM, interracial sex and cum locales like you've never seen—not to mention tattooed girls you won't find anywhere else on the planet and beyond.
Shot exclusively in New York City, each scene is loaded with a sexy tattooed lady, hot sex, a cum shot that only a BurningAngel production could create, and a healthy dose of that trademark New York attitude, all set to music by notorious rock n roll band, Buckcherry. With each cum shot dribbling all over a different tattoo, Burning Angel has unveiled a fetish that has yet to be seen in porn.
Cum On My Tattoo became available in retail stores yesterday.
The first new release from BurningAngel Entertainment stars many of the BurningAngel starlets you love, including Pixie Pearl, Pinky Lee, Kylee Kross and Joanna Angel. But Joanna wanted more with this movie.
"Other than yours truly and some of the girls you have come to know and love, all of the other girls in this movie are 100% amateur punk rock internet starlets that you won't be able to find anywhere else," says Joanna Angel, founder of BurningAngel Entertainment.
"I love to have an avenue where I can feature really good music, and what better way to listen to music than by watching my girls have sex!"
Cum On My Tattoo is finishing production this month, and is planned to be released late this summer.
"I want this to be one of those gonzo titles that goes up to like #565, like Ed Powers, or Randy West!"
Hustler Video's® much anticipated The Da Vinci Load sold out of all inventory units on its street date, Tuesday, May 23rd. Immediate re-orders were placed to keep up with the growing demand.
Also, The Load probably won't see a 56% drop off in sales that Opie's opus experienced in its second week in theatres. In fact, it is expected that the film will end up selling more copies than the Bible itself. While we speak of Guttenberg's version, this is quite an impressive feat nonetheless.
"The Da Vinci Load is a great title as evidenced by its first week sales. I look forward to this being one of Hustler's biggest titles ever and one of the best-selling titles of the year. Order now before we run out again," said David Diamond, National Sales Manager of Hustler Video Group.
Directed by multi-award winner Jerome Tanner, The Da Vinci Load whisks viewers away into a world of intrigue unlocking the darkest secret in human history! Shot in HD, The Da Vinci Load weaves a tale where the Operatives of the Priory of Semen discover that Leonardo Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm. These keepers of the truth fuck in the name of art and kill anyone who gets in their way.
Starring Joey Hart, Eva Angelina, Hailey Page, Missy Monroe, Tory Lane, Charlotte Stokely, Evan Stone and James Deen, The Da Vinci Load features an engrossing storyline while still encompassing the hottest sex and hardcore action of an adult film. Elaborate sets, art and costuming create the perfect stage for this white hot, horny cast. With 6 of the most arousing sex scenes in the history of erotic cinema, The Da Vinci Load has it all for sheer entertainment and complete titillation.
The Da Vinci Load features special packaging that opens to reveal a two panel photo spread highlighting some of the movies hottest scenes and the cast's appetite for fucking, with art masterpiece styling. The DVD includes behind the scenes features, hot sex talk, a photo slide show, and Hustler trailers of other hot releases.
You can view the trailer and other details about this feature here.
We met up with some friends, went to a barbeque, the usual Memorial Day weekend stuff. In all honesty, we had planned on spending the 72 hours off in a porn-free-environment. Around hour 58 though, we suffered from withdrawal and were forced to watch old episodes of Baywatch to get our fix. Thank Vishnu it's Tuesday and we can get a proper serving of porn:
The A-List
Stars: Tiffany Rayne, Brooke Haven, Dana Vespoli, Tia Sweets, and Flower Tucci
DVD Includes: Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk
Director: Van Styles
Barely Legal All Stars #6
Stars: Cindy Crawford, Jassie, Audrey Hollander, Bunny Luv, Swan, Naudia Hilton, Lauren Phoenix, Anastasia Blue, Randi Wright, and Ashley Blue
DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot Sex Talk, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slideshow, Animated Chapter Index
Big Round Latin Culos
Stars: Marqetta Jewel, Olivia O'Lovely, Sativa Rose, Victoria Lan, Monica Breeze, Allie Ray, and Luscious Lopez
DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Interviews, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk
Director: Juan Cuba
Black 'n' Wild #22 (96 min.)
Stars: Hershey Pipes, Safire Flame, Shawna, Candi Luvv, Madison Love, and Na Na
DVD Includes: Photo Gallery, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Hot Sex Talk, Animated Chapter Chapter Index
It's almost Memorial Day weekend and we're looking forward to a much needed break. The week was pretty amazing here at the HustlerWorld HQ. Here's a quick round-up:
We got to hang around with HUSTLER's newest contract star, Mya Luanna, on the set of Hustler Exposed. It's OK to be jealous. It was kinda awesome.
The Da Vinci Loadmade its debut. Though we're pretty sure there were no white gloves or cotillions involved.
Harmony Films decided that Hustler TV was the way to go for worldwide VOD and PPV distribution.
We got schooled about porn's origins and initial struggles by one of its originators. It's just too bad that we couldn't concentrate on what was being said. People were doin' it on tires!
Make sure you tune in next week when we'll be bringing you Memphis Monroe news, an interview with Hillary Scott (she pretty much rules) and a few other surprises. We'll also be filling you in on what happened during this week's HustlerLive performance...it was one of the hottest things we've ever seen.
We met Dana at the "East Meets West" photography exhibit and had no idea she was an adult performer. When asked where we might have seen her, she made a face like she was gagging on a penis and said, "Maybe Neu Wave Hookers". We liked her immediately. She's cute, smart and funny...our type of woman.
She's like that cool aunt that would sneak you beer at the family picnic. However, in the case of the DeArmond, her choice to be straight-edge would probably be at odds with encouraging drinking. A cool aunt that would sneak you porn might be more fitting description.
Her first boxcover came out this week—Take It Black 4—so we got her on the phone and gave her the ol' HustlerWorld interview treatment. She didn't seem to mind. In fact, we think she kind of liked it.
So how are you doing today, what's going on?
I'm shooting on Wednesday, so I have to buy something to wear.
What do you have to buy?
Something more grown-up, kind of dominate. Kind of fetishy.
Where do you usually shop when you get that stuff?
I usually go to Victoria's Secret or Frederick's of Hollywood when I get stockings and undies and stuff like that. And then I'll go to French Connection for more grown-up outfits.
What's the shoot for?
I don't know. It's for Ben Hoffman.
Does that happen often? Where you just show up and you have no idea what the movie's about?
I think for most girls it does, because they have agents and they're hired to do whatever. I usually hand-pick my projects. I usually don't know the specific company or who's distributing it or what it's called, though.
Is the because you're primarily on the Internet?
Yeah. I'm reclusive.
How did that come about?
I'm just really shy.
Really?
Yeah. I'm a shy kid. I make kind of bad first impressions because I'm shy and people think I'm a jerk. It's because my online persona is seems to be very outgoing and personable and approachable. In real life I get really nervous.
Do you feel like your playing a character online?
Um...no. I think I can be extroverted when I'm in my comfort zone.
So you've landed on your first boxcover. Congratulations.
Thank you. I E-mailed it to my mother and my grandmother.
What?!
I didn't email the back of it.
OK.
I emailed the front only. My butt looks so cute. I love it. I'm really, really excited about it. I love that it says "Featuring Internet sensation Dana DeArmond!"
The only DVD stuff that I want to do has to be a big deal. And I only want to do things that I'm personally interested in. Van Styles asked me to do an interracial for him at the convention in Vegas and I'm super stoked about it.
How was it?
It was fun. I'm a masochist and I like it really rough and [Rico Strong's] a lover. He's got a 12 inch cock and he was like "I don't want to hurt you." I was like, "I love it! Give it to me!" I think it's going to be really cute.
Was your first time with a black guy on film?
Yeah. Van Styles and I joked about it, but I think the term "interracial" is racist. I don't know if it was kept in the behind the scenes, but I was like "A black guy and a white girl having sex? It's just so unheard of." It's kind of ridiculous that it's a genre in and of itself and marketed under that term. It's fine if you take it with a grain of salt, but I still think it's racist.
Why do you think it is a genre?
It's a fetish. It's different. I personally think it's for black guys who like white girls. Or white guys who want to imagine their girlfriends getting fucked by a black guy. It's just something different.
I have fantasies about fucking black guys now. My interest in doing scenes with black guys started because my neighbor's cousin walked into my apartment...he had the wrong door. Within a second of him saying, "Oh sorry", closing the door and leaving, I had this really intense sexual fantasy.
It's kind of how my perverted little mind works.
What's with you and paws (Dana's term for hands and feet)?
I love paws!
Why is that?
I have a foot fetish. I love pretty feet, boys' and girls'. When I was younger I used to be freaked out and I got really weird about it. When I got into porn, I understood the attraction more.
What's the attraction?
Feet are sexy, it's an erogenous zone. You can give foot jobs and you can stick your foot in a girl's pussy and it's amazing. It feels like another part of your body. You're body is a jungle gym and you need to utilize each part of it to enjoy it to the fullest extent.
We wanted to ask you about being straightedge. Everything we've known about it, a big part of it is no promiscuous sex.
That's what I hear.
So have people given you a lot of shit about it?
People make alot of arguments and say you can't have sex if you're straightedge. Straight-edge is a really personal thing and sex is a really personal thing. And just because I have sex on film, doesn't make it not personal. And just because I have sex with people in porn doesn't make me promiscuous, because the definition of promiscuity is indiscriminant. And I'm very discriminant about who I'll fuck.
People argue with me about being straight-edge and having sex all the time, but straight-edge isn't about sex. It's about making clear-headed thoughts and making good decisions for yourself. For me that means not drinking, not being on drugs, not smoking, being good to my body.
How long have you been straight-edge and why did you make the decision?
I've been sober for almost 3 years. August, 7, 2003 was when I got sober. It was in November of 2003 that I officially became straight-edge.If you have a drinking problem of if you have any sort of substance problem, naturally you have an addiction that's hard to break. It's mental hurdle that you have to overcome. For the first three months it was really difficult to commit to [it].
Did you lose alot of friends over this?
Yeah, totally. From day one, I said I quit drinking. "Oh, for how long?" my friend's would ask. Forever. I said the words but I really wasn't positive. It was november 1st of 2003 that I was like, "This is me, this is what I'm meant to be." Being a drunk is really not that cute.
But people were like, "You used to be so much more fun" or "You're not as fun as you're used to be," which isn't true at all.
Where you straight-edge before you entered the adult entertainment industry?
I was a stripper before. I was that happy-go-lucky drunk stripper. I didn't have any schedule and I could party all the time and do whatever I wanted. But then I quit drinking and became focused on that. I became fixated on wanting to be sober and wanting to change my life and wanting to get my shit together.
That wasn't cool with some of my friends. That's fine, because then they weren't real friends.
It's funny. It seems like what you're into and the way you carry yourself are so at odds with one another.
I'm very innocent looking. But then you Google me, you see me get electrified and cattle prodded and into [bondage] and suspension.
What's the most ridiculous thing you've done?
That's a very hard question, because I don't think anything I've is too out there. It just depends on your comfort level.
I do lots of BDSM...
If you're a racist person you might think fucking a black dude is really perverse shocking. I have gotten hate mail because of it. "I used to think you were really hot until I saw you fuck a nigger." I was like "Wow, well thank you. I'm glad I don't have you as a fan now anyway."
I think a thing about the Internet is that it's something to hide behind. People can be as openly ignorant as they want to be. There's no consequence to being an asshole on the Internet.
Can you explain what BDSM means?
It's three parts. BD is bondage and discipline. DS is dom/sub. And SM is sadomasochism.
What about that appeals to you? Have you ever experience pain with it that made you uncomfortable?
I'm constantly pusing my limits further and further. I try not to do anything that will leave marks. I'm not particularly into pinching. Everyone has there things that they don't like. My hard limit is food.
What?
I won't do anything with squishing food or having it put on my body. It freaks me out. I think it's really disgusting. But you chase me around the room with a cattle prod, blindfolded and half-tied up. Everyone has their limits.
Some girls you can do anything to, but if you call them a "whore" or talk about their father it's a trigger that will break them.
The purpose of SM is to release endorphins and adrenaline and dopamine and all these chemicals in your brain. It makes you sensitive all over. It heightens all of your senses. That's why people do it. It makes sensations alot more intense. It makes your orgasms a lot more intense.
Are you only on the submissive side or do you do dominant as well?
I do both.
Is that rare?
No. It's very common. Most people start out as submissive and learn about that side, so they make really good doms.
I've been a sub for over two years now and I've started to become a dom. It's kind of awkward. I'm trying to get into my groove. It's a learning process. It's not something you just jump into. I don't think anyone should just jump into being a dom. I don't think anyone should do anything to a sub that they wouldn't have done to themselves.
What's in the future for you?
I never try to make predictions for myself because I don't know what's going to happen. But my latest trip has been maybe one day I'll be an AD or a producer. It seems like everyone that's talent right now wants to be a director, because it's kind of glamorous position. But if you're an AD, you get to tell people what to do and I'm kind of in to that.
What's that Mr. Lipton? You want to interview Dana for Inside the Porn Actor's Studio? OK, we're going to let you out. But you can only ask ten questions. Make them count...
What's your favorite word?
Meow. I think I say it more than any other word.
What's your least favorite word?
Cotton. I hate cottonballs and I hate cotton.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Just being different. Trying different things.
What turns you off?
That's hard. So many things turn me on. Maybe when people expect things from me.
What's your favorite curse word?
There's so many to choose from. Fuck. It's versatile. It can be a noun, adjective or verb.
What sound or noise to you love?
This is so gay, but when your AIM turns on.
What sound or noise do you hate?
Birds. There's a bird that lives outside my house 24 hours a day. I hate bird.
What profession other than your own would you most like to attempt?
Flight attendant.
What professional would you not like to do?
A waitress.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
You were right, I don't exist.
You can visit Dana on the World Wide Webternetweb at DanaDeArmond.com.
We're heading out to the valley (Editor's Note: Gross) this afternoon in preparation for tonight's HustlerLive performance. Having watched Sativa Rose and Daisy perform before, this show is going to be incredible.
Tune in to HustlerLive.com at 5PM PST to find out for yourselves. You won't be sorry.
Scottsdale, Arizona is up in arms over the not-so-subtlely named "Pink Taco" restaurant. As long as there's no cheese on that taco, we don't see the problem.
The Cannes film festival is showing erotic movies that challenge the mainstream view and acceptance of pornography. As long as we can beat off to them, we won't have a problem.
Larry Flynt would probably approve of this young man's high school graduation speech.
We would like to formally apologize to this woman. We thought you were someone else.
Punk porn queen provides pithy, playful advice for the perverse and the panicked.
Joanna Angel, whose alt-rock and alt-sex sensibilities are transforming both businesses, dispensed her first column of sassy, smart sex advice in the just-released July issue of music magazine Spin. There will be a new column and sexy photo of Joanna every month.
"My goal was to write an entertaining and educational column that would teach people something new, and make them laugh out loud."
Ms. Angel, who has a degree in English literature and may be the world's only porn performer with a tattoo of writer Margaret Atwood, answers such diverse questions in her first column as how to handle a boyfriend's particularly outrageous sexual requests, working around a clitoral piercing and getting a shy lover to talk dirty.
Joanna's lengthy and lively answers from her real-life experiences are paired with briefer and more scientific advice from Dr. Belisa Vranich, a clinical psychologist and sex therapist. The July issue of Spin is now available on newsstands.
Ms. Angel has been a central figure in the booming alt.porn movement, which brings a urban, punky, naturalistic aesthetic to sex and porn, a dramatic change from the typical air-brushed and enhanced material that has dominated mainstream porn for years. Ms. Angel is the proprietress of BurningAngel.com, home to more than 100 sexy rock 'n' roll chicks who share her sensibilities about sex and play.
Ms. Angel has appeared in, co-written, directed and/or produced a series of groundbreaking punk porn features, including BurningAngel.com: The Movie,Re-Penetrator and Joanna's Angels and its sequel. In her short career, Ms. Angel already has been nominated for seven AVN awards, including Best Actress and Best New Starlet, and won an AVN Award for most outrageous sex scene.
If you take a look at the HustlerWorld hompage, you might notice a few changes. We've made it easier and more enjoyable for all of you wonderful people to read. It almost looks like a news site now, so your boss won't be upset when you're keeping up-to-date on everything going on in Larry Flynt's empire.
Let us know what you think! Send us an E-mail, write us a comment...we love both!
After spending Saturday around one of the newest faces in adult entertainment, we spent Sunday around one of the oldest. Unforunately, the face wasn't that pretty. It also had a mustache. And was wearing glasses.
We were on the set for the remaking (reimagining?) of Jim Holliday's Car Wash Angels when we ran into one of the founding fathers of the industry.
We are, of course, talking about Bill Margold, one of porn's originators and great historians. A little birdie, namely Bill himself, informed us that Burt Reynold's character in Boogie Nights was partly based on him. His roots are deep.
When we came across Gram Ponante, America's Beloved Porn Journalist®, he informed/warned us that we should set aside a decent amount of time for an interview with Bill. We never take redheads seriously, so we didn't heed his warning. We should have.
Our conversation went something like this:
HustlerWorld: So, tell us a little about this movie.
Bill: (15 minute response about porn)
HustlerWorld: Interesting...
Bill: (10 minute lecture on porn's loss of soul, Brokeback Mountain and why he hates implants)
HustlerWorld: Tell us more...
Bill: (15 minutes on his time spent as a flag-football center)
HustlerWorld: They're starting to shoot the scene, we better get going...
Exuant
We actually enjoyed our conversation tremendously. Bill's an insanely smart and passionate man. However, we were on set that day to watch Samantha Roxx and Van Damage screw on top of a pile of tires. A Brief History of Porn will have to wait for another post.
Judging by her last name, Samantha doesn't do anal. However, during her pre-scene interview, we learned that she likes to party, she's got one of those smoky and sexy voices, she's a Buddhist and she once sucked off a midget. "I charged double my rate," she said about the midget. This struck us as rather unfair, seeing as how he was probably half the size of a real boy.
During their explosive scene together, Van Damage prematurely finished. "Dammit. Dammit. I should have stopped," he complained. No matter though, he was ready to go again after a 5 minute rest. You read that right. His turnaround time was approximately 300 seconds. It sometimes takes us weeks between erections and here was a man (wearing a hot pink wife-beater, mind you) getting wood after a few moments rest. If they ever create a pill that lets us have that skill, we're totally getting a prescription.
With wood regained, the banging continued. "Don't take it away," Samantha whined when Mr. Damage pulled out for a brief moment.
"Don't worry, baby. It's going right back in," he assured her and continued plugging away.
During round two of their scene, Nick Manning strolled onto the set in preparation for his. He was barefoot and wearing a robe with "MANNING" embroidered across the back. One crew member remarked that he had never seen him not in a robe. When asked about it, his response, much like Tommy Gunn's from the previous day, was earnest and hard to make fun of. "This was a Christmas gift from Cassie Courtland," he said. "No one's going to steal it. My name's written across the back." You already have a gigantic cock and screw for a living, do you have to be a nice guy too? Maybe Kurt Lockwood will have something we can work with.
When Samantha and Van Damage were finished, Samantha asked him how he liked his "rim job" (Editor's Note: Yuck, yuck, yuck). He responded, "It was great, now you need to go wash my car."
Pornography. It's just like Shakespeare, but with more penetration.
LFP Broadcasting LLC, parent company of Hustler TV, today announced a new worldwide exclusive agreement with the UK's adult entertainment company Harmony Films Ltd. Hustler TV will be the PPV and VOD distributor for both current releases, as well as a broad selection of quality library titles.
Harmony Films was originally introduced in the US by Evil Angel, who provides DVD distribution for the company. The company's titles have enjoyed numerous AVN Award nominations and have been successful in both DVD rental and sales. Industry reviews rave that Harmony Films offers some of the best UK adult entertainment available in the world.
"It is important that we have exciting, quality content to offer affiliates that is only available on Hustler TV," said Michael H. Klein, President, LFP Broadcasting LLC. "This innovative partnership will expand Hustler TV's product offering to include world-class adult entertainment with British style."
"Hustler TV is the perfect partner for Harmony Films's expansion into the VOD and PPV market due to their highly recognized brand," said Steven Elvins, Managing Director, Harmony Films Ltd. "This agreement will allow us to introduce our products to whole new audience, as well as give current fans another outlet to enjoy our films."
"We are extremely excited about our new relationship with Hustler TV," said Daniel O Sullivan, Joint Managing Director, Harmony Films Ltd. "We already know there is an audience hungry for programming like ours, and now it will be available for them on their Television sets as well."
Harmony Films will join a broad selection adult content from recognized providers that are already part of the wildly popular Hustler TV PPV and VOD networks. Previously announced Hustler TV exclusive agreements include some of the biggest names in the adult entertainment industry. They include VCA Pictures, Hustler Video, Sex-Z Pictures, Red Light District, Evil Angel, Jules Jordan Video and Tera Patrick's Teravision.
Now available in over 34 counties including the US and Canada, Hustler TV delivers some of the industries top buy rates in adult PPV and VOD. With over 30 years of experience in providing adult entertainment through various different mediums, the Hustler TV networks continue to expand and grow at a rapid pace with new system launches every month.
We're heading out to the set of Barely Legal Corrupted #7 this afternoon, so we won't be able to bring you all the news that's (kinda) fit to print. Instead, we leave you with the very best in webternet goodness:
More and more women are saying "no" to having their period. More and more guys are saying "yes" to that idea.
Companies are encouraging mothers to bring newborns to the office. We wonder if that would fly at HUSTLER.
Why does it seem that every female high school teacher in the country is suddenly sleeping with their students?
5th Straight Chart Topping Week for Britney Rears 2
Soon, every man, woman and child around the globe will own Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid. We heard that God got his copy signed.
The producers of Britney Rears 2 have had very little time to enjoy their fifth consecutive week perched near the top of the AVN sales chart as their production schedule has them busy working on a slate of new movies including Britney Rears 3.
"We haven't had a lot of time to sit back and enjoy the success of Britney 2 because we're really ramped up with a number of movie projects including Britney 3 and a brand new celebrity spoof that will totally surprise some people," stated Jeff Mullen, co-producer and writer of the fast selling Britney Rears movies.
With Hillary Scott (Best. Business Card. Ever.) now playing the role of Britney in the recently shot third installment, the producers have opened up the floodgates with some extremely imaginative ideas including a 1970s disco theme that is heavy on sex and big on original disco music as Britney gets transported back in time via a "time machine" purchased off of eBay.
"We're having a lot of fun right now and each Britney Rears movie offers something not found in your normal five scene just-sex movie," stated co-producer Scott David of X-Play. "Plus, Jeff has a professional background in music, so I think it's safe to say that he'll be in the studio cutting music tracks for all of these movies all summer long. He's constantly running off to record music with his buddies from soul and funk bands like Morris Day & the Time and The Brothers Johnson."
In fact X-Play has hit upon a goldmine of movie ideas that will keep the company busy for many months to come as the parody is becoming a successful staple of the company. "Porn is all about sex and having some fun," stated Mullen. "What better way to have a good time than to poke some fun at a popular celebrity like Britney Spears?" (Editor's Note: She seems to be doing a pretty good job lampooning herself. Baby dropper.)
With Britney Rears 2 becoming an even greater success than Britney Rears 1, the future looks bright for many editions to come.
Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid is available from every adult DVD store and from every major online retailer. If they don't have it, they must be off their medication.
The movie stars Jessica Sweet as Britney Rears, Hillary Scott, Eva Angelina, Jenaveve Jolie, Sunny Lane, Nyomi Marcela, Shy Love, Nikki Hilton, Nadia Styles and Kapri Styles getting banged by a cast of studs.
Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid is in stores now and sitting near the top of the charts!
The Da Vinci Load hits stores TODAY, May 23rd. Directed by multi-award winner Jerome Tanner, The Da Vinci Load whisks you away into a world of intrigue unlocking the darkest secret in human history! Shot in HD, The Da Vinci Load weaves a tale where the Operatives of the Priory of Semen discover that Leonardo Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm. These keepers of the truth fuck in the name of art and kill anyone who gets in their way.
Starring Joey Hart, Eva Angelina, Hailey Page, Missy Monroe, Tory Lane, Charlotte Stokely, Evan Stone and James Deen, The Da Vinci Load features a professional script while still encompassing the hottest sex and hardcore action of any adult film. Elaborate sets, art and costuming create the perfect stage for this white hot, horny cast. With 6 of the most arousing sex scenes in the history of erotic cinema, The Da Vinci Load has it all for sheer entertainment and complete titillation.
The New York Daily News has even written about it! It's THAT amazing a film.
The Da Vinci Load opens with a murder in the after-hours quiet of a Los Angeles museum and uncovers a mystery that can only be solved with hardcore sex! The Da Vinci Load is ripe with graphic sexƒ masterful blowjobs, faces painted with semen, double penetration, and crazy pussy poundings culminating in the hallowed Priory ceremony—a six-girl orgy!
The Da Vinci Load features special packaging that opens to reveal a two panel photo spread highlighting some of the movies hottest scenes and the casts' appetite for fucking, with art masterpiece styling. The DVD includes behind the scenes features, hot sex talk, a photo slide show, and Hustler trailers of other hot releases.
The Da Vinci Load is a guaranteed good time for all adult audiences and the perfect movie for a hot night in where the truth cums out!
After viewing said trailer and details, why not purchase your very own copy? You can do that by visiting Hustler Hollywood. Rumor has it that web-based orders receive a free grab bag.
So we were watching Batman Begins last night and we couldn't help but think that something was missing. Then it dawned on us...not enough penetration. Sure, Christian Bale's performance as the titular caped crusader was inspired, but we sincerely doubt he could pull off the piledriver. Thank Allah Hustler Video® has a slew of new titles this week:
The Da Vinci Load (109 min.)
Stars: Hailey Paige, Missy Monroe, Charlotte Stokely, Jasmine Tame, Tory Lane, Eva Angelina, Michelle Maylene, and Joey Hart
DVD Includes: Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slide Show, Animated Chapter Index, Hot Sex Talk
We arrived to the set of HUSTLER Exposed—Mya Luanna's first shoot under exclusive contract—and our ears were immediately assaulted by some blaring, God-awful Eurotrash dance music. "It's too early for this," we thought. Not too early to watch porn being filmed, mind you...that's impossible. It was too early to be listening to unk da unk da unk da unk da unk da.
Our tune soon changed when we encountered Miss Luanna holding court from her makeup chair. Babies could have been crying and we wouldn't have noticed. She's more stunning and poised than we remembered. She took her time, thoughtfully and playfully answering every question put forward, no matter how outlandish or simple they may have been. All the while, the makeup girl was tugging and combing and hair-spraying and brushing Mya's gorgeous head of hair.
"I want to have sex on a tire swing," she admitted was one of her fantasies. Playground sex—our kind of girl. We think that can easily be arranged for one of her next scenes.
Speaking of scenes—not to mention terrible segues—Mya makes sure to watch hers. "What's working, what's not working...I want to look as good as possible for myself and the director." It's like a coach watching footage of a football game to see what his team needs to improve upon. Except in this particular instance, the highlight reel involves coitus and not the shotgun formation.
(Editor's Note:Go Redskins!)
Our favorite moment during this erotic-roundtable came when Mya was asked if she had any advice or secrets she could share with the ladies. "I don't use my teeth," she said. A-fucking-men sister! I'm sure Tommy Gunn, her scene partner for the day, appreciated having his junk returned sans bite marks.
Speaking of Tommy, he rolled in wearing a fanny pack. In case you don't realize the importance of that observation, we will reiterate using capital letters. The mulitple AVN-award winning stud was wearing a FANNY PACK! Bravely—we later realized there was no need for concern, he's incredibly nice— we asked him to explain. "'Cause I have so much shit," was his eloquently earnest response. "And I don't really care how it looks."
Honestly, we had no idea how much time is needed for girls to pretty themselves up. Her hair alone must have taken an hour. She tried on 6 different outfits, countless pairs of panties and a suitcase full of stripper shoes that she swore were comfortable. Forunately, Mya's personality and game-for-anything attitude made the hours seem like minutes and turned what could have been a mind-numbing wait into an enjoyable experience.
Much like the sailors becoming transfixed with the sirens of Greek mythology, falling under Mya Luanna's spell was easy. Fortunately for us, instead of meeting a watery demise or filling our ears with beeswax, we were lured into watching Mya and Tommy Gunn have sex.
And the next time the HustlerWorld girlfriend is late for a date, we're going to forgive her. We know what's taking so long.
Vivid Girl/Grape Killer Featured in Italian Vanity Fair
The current issue of the Italian edition of Vanity Fair magazine features a sexy pictorial and in-depth interview with Vivid Girl Savanna Samson. A television program that covered the actual photo session by famed fashion photographer Andrew Eccles has already aired on Sky TV Europe.
In her Vanity Fair interview Samson reveals that from the very start her goal was to become one of the adult industry's top stars — an objective she has achieved. But in addition to her XXX life, she has also started a new wine business. She discussed the thrill of introducing her first wine, Sogno Uno (Dream One), a red blend made with Italian grapes that attracted worldwide press attention when it was introduced recently in New York City with a festive launch party. Journalists and wine aficionados seemed impressed that renowned wine critic Robert M. Parker had awarded Sogno Uno 91 points, which is considered outstanding. The wine was sold-out almost immediately.
The Vanity Fair profile also covers Samson's journey from a small town in upstate New York, where she trained to be a ballerina and even considered being a nun, to a widely successful career as a stripper at Scores in New York City. Today, she is a multiple award-winning actress who owns her own film production company in addition to her own wine company.
"I am very proud of my work in the adult industry, especially being a Vivid Girl, but producing my very own wine is something that my family can also share with me. It's just the beginning for my wine company and now I'm working on Sogno Due (Dream Two), a white wine which I'm very excited about," says Samson.
In case it slipped your mind, Thursday at 5PM (PST) HustlerLive.com is bringing you two of the hottest Latin girls in the business. Sativa Rose and Daisy will be tasting each other's taco in a three hour fiesta that's sure to leave fans needing a siesta. We can't believe we just wrote that sentence.
All tasteless jokes aside...this girl (Daisy):
Will be doin' it with this girl (Sativa):
Do you really need a better reason to support immigration reform? We thinks not!
...and not just an e-mail nuisance that we must continually fight with. But, we're taking the dilemma and making dilemmanade. Here are the funniest subject lines to greet us upon opening our inbox this morning (spelling and puncuation are sure as hell not ours!):
Lessbians play piss game!
Shy shemale blondie shows off
DRUNK BRUNETTE RAPE'D BY SOLDIER alikeness
Drunkk teenns covering each other with hoorse cuum. have
holy Peenis arousee
chance Peniis provvoke
Russiann scenic Lady here doing goluptious blowjoob. "Goluptious" is actually a word. It means "delicious". We looked it up.
Innocent little girl is being deflorated by two old monsters. loose
Gang*bangging games with drrunk farm_girls. linotypist
relevant biggerr orgaasm
Got a favorite unsolicited email? Drop it in the ol' comments section. You'll be glad that you did.
You may now consider us a fan of Lordi, a Gwarlike outfit from a country that probably has national health care and low crime rates. Any band that can earnestly title a song "Hard Rock Halleluja" is getting thrown into the IPod mix.
This is Finland's official entry into this year's Eurovision song contest. Don't know what that is? Check out wiki wiki Wikipedia and impress your friends.
Update: We'll have you know that Lordi actually won the contest this weekend. It's like we can see into the future or something.
Platinum Blue CEO and President Skye Blue will be hitting the airwaves at 6-7pm today on LA's top rated afternoon show with the Goodfellas on Power 106 Radio (KPWR-FM), "Where Hip-Hop Lives".
Skye Blue has a lot to talk about this week. Her latest directorial release, Pearl Necklace is hitting the shelves this week and Naughty And Nice Reloaded is having a release party for the title tonight at the Aura Night Club in Studio City. Blue also just signed a deal with Susan Keil at Entice.TV for broadcast of Platinum Blue titles on high quality VOD network. (We would have preferred she signed to Hustler TV, but we can't win them all...yet)
The Goodfellas and veteran on-air sidekick Tito, are no stranger to video. Dj's Romeo and Dejai used to work in a video store. "I still have the uniform in my closet as if I have to go to work tomorrow," insists
DeJai.
Skye Blue was ecstatic, "I love doing radio shows and I'm stoked that Power 106 asked me to join them on the air! We've got so much going on and being on the air, getting the word out about my company and my movies.… I'm really proud of the movies we're making and the titles we have to offer, and of course many thanks to the fans showing their support. It's just awesome."
Fans can check out stills and the trailer for Skye Blue's Pearl Necklacehere.
Take a look at other Platinum Blue productions, available from Hustler Hollywood.
Continuing today's theme of championing Hustler Hollywood, we've just been informed that all customers (dancers or not) get 20% off on Mondays during the month of May. It's a little thing called "Monday Madness". That's not very creative. Yes, we know. YOU try and think of something better, know-it-all.
After the jump, view the flyer and listen to the radio spot.
Click on the flyer to hear the 60-second radio ad.
Hey ladies (and guys too, we guess) - did you know that exotic dancers get 20% off their purchases from Hustler Hollywood? Go ahead and treat yourself to that pair of 4-inch lucite heels you've been wanting. Click here for a list of locations near you.
Because We Used to Listen to Biohazard and Tera Patrick's Stupid Hot
A question-filled press release for VH1's Supergroup landed in our inbox this morning. We know these are rhetorical, but it's Friday and we're feeling sassy so we're going to answer them anyway...
Do you like it hard?
Why, yes, yes we do. Unless we're talking about cheese. Then we prefer a nice havarti.
Do you like it loud?
Sometimes, depending on our caffeine intake. We get headaches if we haven't had enough coffee.
Can't get enough of the girls, guitars, and some of the biggest names in rock?
Can you ever really have too much Sabastian Bach? He played the lead in Phantom of the Opera for Chrissakes!
Then tune in Sunday, May 21st at 10:00 pm for the premiere of VH1's SuperGroup!
We will!
Nowhere else will you find Pornstream's Reigning Princess Tera Patrick, the skull-crushing Evan Seinfeld, and rock music's heaviest metal icons Ted Nugent, Jason Bonham, Scott Ian (Anthrax kicks tits!) and Sebastian Bach all under the same rowdy Las Vegas roof. With music careers spanning over 20 years for each member of this super group, not only is each deemed a superstar in their own genre of music, but have sold over 70 million albums combined.
Locked in a mansion known as Disgraceland (This is kind of funny) for thirteen days to write and record new original music, sparks will fly beneath the
Larry Flynt welcomes summer by treating fans to a live, interactive sex show featuring two of HUSTLER's hottest contract girls. On Tuesday, June 20, at 5pm (PDT), HUSTLER superstars Mya Luanna and Memphis Monroe will be performing together for the first time anywhere. Tune in to HustlerLive.com, BarelyLegalLive.com or BeaverHuntLive.com to watch these two stunning ladies get to know each other intimately. Treating fans to a 3-hour sex romp, these girls will learn what their admirers desire—then give it to them in real time. 
Mya's partner for the evening is HUSTLER's very own Southern belle, Memphis Monroe. A member of the HUSTLER family since 2005, Monroe captures the girl-next-door appeal that so many men lust after. She's incredibly sexy, yet sweet and approachable. If you haven't already, pick up a copy of Larry's Angels or Barely Legal 54 to see this hot blonde in action. 
The only thing we knew about Van Styles before making our way to Encino last week was that certain girls in the HustlerWorld Compound have a raging hard-on for him and his work. "Ooooh...you're going to a Van Styles set?! I'm so envious", we heard more than once.
It took about .5 seconds for our anger to subside. His mistake was an honest one and he apologized profusely. It also helped that Memphis vouched for him. "He's the easiest director I've ever worked with," she said. If he's good enough for Memphis, he's good enough for us.
Even though he spent the previous day sinning, Mr. Pete almost came prematurely during the scene. He shot up, jumped around for a little bit and calmed himself. Is that even possible? We've ejaculated three times while writing this and we haven't done anything. Life is sometimes unfair. 
A dirty little birdy just dropped this press release into my mailbox. Just thinking about this makes my stomach queazy:
You read that title correctly. Not only is the name of the movie absolutely incredible, but the soundtrack features the music of 
Hustler Video's® much anticipated The Da Vinci Load sold out of all inventory units on its street date, Tuesday, May 23rd. Immediate re-orders were placed to keep up with the growing demand. 
The A-List 
Barely Legal All Stars #6 
Big Round Latin Culos 
Black 'n' Wild #22 (96 min.) 
Riding the Curves #5 
We met Dana at the "
The only DVD stuff that I want to do has to be a big deal. And I only want to do things that I'm personally interested in. Van Styles asked me to do an interracial for him at the convention in Vegas and I'm super stoked about it.
What?
Joanna Angel, whose alt-rock and alt-sex sensibilities are transforming both businesses, dispensed her first column of sassy, smart sex advice in the just-released July issue of music magazine Spin. There will be a new column and sexy photo of Joanna every month. 
After 
HustlerWorld: Tell us more...
"Don't worry, baby. It's going right back in," he assured her and continued plugging away.
LFP Broadcasting LLC, parent company of Hustler TV, today announced a new worldwide exclusive agreement with the UK's adult entertainment company Harmony Films Ltd. Hustler TV will be the PPV and VOD distributor for both current releases, as well as a broad selection of quality library titles. 
The producers of Britney Rears 2 have had very little time to enjoy their fifth consecutive week perched near the top of the AVN sales chart as their production schedule has them busy working on a slate of new movies including Britney Rears 3. 
The Da Vinci Load hits stores TODAY, May 23rd. Directed by multi-award winner Jerome Tanner, The Da Vinci Load whisks you away into a world of intrigue unlocking the darkest secret in human history! Shot in HD, The Da Vinci Load weaves a tale where the Operatives of the Priory of Semen discover that Leonardo Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm. These keepers of the truth fuck in the name of art and kill anyone who gets in their way.
Take It Black #4 (143 min.) 
Beaver Hunt #4 (95 min.) 
Shut Up and Fuck My A Hole 
We arrived to the set of HUSTLER Exposed—
(Editor's Note:Go Redskins!)
The current issue of the Italian edition of Vanity Fair magazine features a sexy pictorial and in-depth interview with Vivid Girl Savanna Samson. A television program that covered the actual photo session by famed fashion photographer Andrew Eccles has already aired on Sky TV Europe.
Platinum Blue CEO and President Skye Blue will be hitting the airwaves at 6-7pm today on LA's top rated afternoon show with the Goodfellas on Power 106 Radio (KPWR-FM), "Where Hip-Hop Lives".
A question-filled press release for VH1's Supergroup landed in our inbox this morning. We know these are rhetorical, but it's Friday and we're feeling sassy so we're going to answer them anyway...